Y’all git ready for dis…
I was walk’in down the hall when dis guy near tripped me. He was go’in real quick, inna big hurry. He was a big dude, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a two hundred pound dude. He was like barrelin’ through everbody walkin’ to class. He didn’t go to school here. That’s for sure. He looked around twenty five. Like a big football player or somthin’. I don’t know. But he was in a hurry, that’s for sure. I don’t think I’ll ever know more about that..
Anyway I was on my way to lunch, so I didn’t really care. But my mood was blown when I saw the menu.
-I would like to take this time ta draw your notice to the lunch menu.
I would think it wouldn’t be hard but it seems like we have nachos twice a week…. This is not ok. . They suck…
But yeah so there’re nachos for lunch for like the third time that week. I think I might want to start bringing my own lunch cuz I can’t eat those things.
Informal diction is really hard. It makes you appreciate Huck Fin and The Catcher in the Rye.
"Y'all get ready for this." I can really picture you saying that. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteI'm also glad I finally found someone besides me who would spell the word "cuz". Makes me feel special inside. Woot.